Fun fact: if you took all the words posted on Facebook since it began and laid them end to end, they’d stretch from Earth to the Sun three and a half times, and that’s not even counting the punctuation.*
Actually not looking forward to posting on Twitter because of the rather Scroogelike post length and my absolute inability to get to the poi-
* Disclaimer: totally made that bit up. But gosh, doesn’t it sound convincing? Try it out on a friend.